As the charmingly good looking Frenchman snuck cleverly through the tall coarse grass her bussiness associate, the delightfully good looking Frenchman crept silently through the nearby shrubs. Ever so slowly they snuck up to the unsuspecting and oblivious wild steed. The Mighty Skewbald, as he had been nick-named, grazed regally on the near by prickle bushes. Quickly and with great agility Charming sprang up and took a firm grasp upon the steeds flowing tail while Delightful deftly caught the steed by his ample foretop. Finding no cause for alarm but simply being the willful and stubborn animal that he is Skewbald leaped and bounded in a most fierce manner. The two adept horse whisperers refused to be detered from there task. They remained steadfast and with one mind sought to restrain the animal and its unruly behavior. Yet the nag had not been named Skewbald for nothing. Amidst all his flailings and with his legs all" a skew" he managed to tread upon the Delightful foot of poor Delightful. In a justified fit of rage and confussion she exclaimed: 'Get the Chicken of my foot!' At which Charming pulled heorically upon the tail and with a mighty heave pulled it from the horses rear leaving him free to return to his prickles with bald bottom.
GET IT?? Skewbald... cause his legs went "all a skew" and now his bottom is bald? Oh how clever!
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